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Centered AF
Defiant Development
Guess I’ll Grow As A Person >:/
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✓ Based in Fucking Science
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Centered As F*ck
Real life is rough. And not all of us feel like we are embarking on a ✨magical spiritual journey✨ when we are trying to not cave in on ourselves.
If you’ve ever wished you could just be a better version of yourself more days, it’s time to explore the Talk Nerdy to Me Library for cathartic meditations and the science behind how to access those parts of you at will, purposefully build the brain you want, and navigate your world with some damn autonomy and grace.
Or just enjoy a brand new, cathartic, weird-ass meditation every month in the Defiant Development Library for those of us that are… built different.
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Centered As Fuck.
How to be Centered AF
Get some real fucking tools.
Don’t wanna talk about it? That’s fine.
Don’t wanna think about it? That’s fine too.
Here are some real fucking tools for real fucking people so you can be Centered AF.
Tools that work for YOU - not just other people.
Getting through the day is hard enough sometimes. You got this shit.
Learn how to take control of your nervous system.
Listen. Just because I wanna feel better doesn’t mean I wanna embark on some ✨magical spiritual journey✨ and be all woo-woo about it.
Well, guess what, if you are a human person, this is how the human nervous system works. Period.
Learn what the hell is goin on in there so you can navigate it with autonomy and some damn grace.
Practice.
Dude, it’s a meditation practice. Not a meditation perfect.
Growth doesn’t just happen when we learn some info and practices. (How often do we get frustrated because we should know better?) Life hack: Practice those… practices.
You become Centered AF when you practice walking your path so that when your foot slips off, you can step, jump, or crawl your way back onto it with the stability under you to walk it comfortably.
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Danielle will raise her eyebrows and go '“Oh shiiiiit.”
The
Go Fuck Yourself
Meditation
Do you have someone in your life that can get *fucked*?
Let’s get their fucked up energy out of your shit. Tell them to pack up their bullshit and prepare to be yeeted the fuck out of here.
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Share with your people.
Because I gotchu, babe.
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Appearances
US Department of Defense
Children’s Hospital Colorado
Colorado Mesa University
Wee Folks Forest Kindergarten
Selenite Pole Fitness Studio
Higher State of Being Podcast
What People Are Saying About Danielle’s Work
“Best/Easiest to understand resource”
“What an incredible resource! It really helps one ‘get out of our own way’ and change long-standing patterns we’ve had little success in changing ourselves. This is by far the best/easiest to understand resource I’ve seen on the subject.” - Anonymous
“I recently attended my first class of Danielle’s and I was blown away from her knowledge, how well she explained everything, and her thoughtfulness and care in answering all of my many questions. Danielle is grounded, super present, and knows her info! I had so many ah ha moments in class and she gave me so much time to make sure I understood the material. I LOVED class with Danielle and I look forward to the next one I get to take with her. Thank you so, so much, Danielle, for a FUN and mind blowing experience!!!!” - J.N., Colorado
“So many ah ha moments”
“I didn’t feel self-conscious about if I was meditating ‘right.’”
“I liked how everything felt like it was an option and I didn’t feel self-conscious about what I was doing or if I was meditating ‘right’ based off of what someone else was telling me to do. I have never had a guided meditation that was so free.” - L.B., Texas
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